Story: The Day the Dam Broke

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Author: James Thurber

James Groves Thurber, who died in 1961, is one of the foremost Ameriacn humorists of modern times. He worked for some years on the Paris staff of The Chicago Tribune, but is best known for his association with The New Yorker to which his witty articles and amusing drawings attracted many readers. Among his most entertaining books are The Seal in the Bedroom (1932). Let Your Mind alone (1937). Fables for Our Times (1940). Men, Women and Dogs (1943) and The Beast in Me and Other Animals (1948). Some entertaining autobiographical details are to be found in My Life and Hard Times.
The Day the Dam Broke is a good example of Thurber’s sardonic but affectionate view of human behaviour.
My memories of what my family and I went through during the 1913 flood in Ohio I would gladly forget. And yet neither the hardships we endured nor the turmoil and confusion we experienced can alter my feeling toward my native state and city. I am having a fine time now and wish ‘Columbus were here, but if anyone ever wished a city was in hell it was during that frightful and perilous afternoon in 1913 when the dam broke, or, to Gobe more exact, when everybody in town thought that the dam broke. We were both ennobled and demoralized by the experience. Grandfather especially rose to magnificent heights which can never lose their splendor for me, even though his reactions to the flood were based upon a profound misconception: namely, that Nathan Bedford Forrest’s cavalry was the menace we were called upon to face. The only possible means of escape for us was to flee the house, a step which grandfather stemly forbade, brandishing his old army sabre in his hand. ‘Let the sons-come!’ he roared. Meanwhile hundreds of people were streaming by our house in wild panic, screaming ‘Go east! Go east!’ We had to stun grandfather with the ironing board. Impeded as we were by the inert form of the old gentleman – he was taller than six feet and weighed almost a hundred and seventy pounds – we were passed, in the first half-mile, by practically everybody else in the city. Had grandfather not come to, at the corner of Parsons Avenue and town street, we would unquestionably have been overtaken and engulfed by the roaring waters – that is, if there had been any roaring waters. Later, when the panic had died down and people had gone rather sheepishly back to their homes and their offices, minimizing the distances they had run and offering various reasons for running, city engineers pointed out that even if the dam had broken, the water level would not have risen more than two additional inches in the West Side. The West Side was, at the time of the dam scare, under thirty feet of water – as, indeed, were all Ohio river towns during the great spring floods of twenty years ago. The East Side (where we lived and where all the running occurred) had never been in any danger at all. Only a rise of some ninety-five feet could have caused the flood waters to flow over High Street – the thoroughfare that divided the east side of town from the west – and engulf the East Side.
The fact that we were all as safe as kittens under a cook-stove did not, however, assuage in the least the fine despair and the grotesque desperation which seized upon the residents of the East Side when the cry spread like a grass fire that the dam had given way. Some of the most dignified, staid, cynical, and clear thinking men in town abandoned their wives, stenographers, homes, and offices and ran east. There are few alarms in the world more terrifying than The dam has broken!’ There are few persons capable of stopping to reason when that clarion cry strikes upon their ears, even persons who live in towns no nearer then five hundred miles to a dam.
The Columbus, Ohio, broken-dam rumour began, as I recall it, about noon of 12 march 1913. High Street, the main canyon of trade, was loud with the placid hum of business and the buzzing of placid businessmen arguing, computing, wheedling, offering, refusing, compromising. Darius Conning way, one of the foremost corporation lawyers in the Middle-West, was telling the Public Utilities Commission in the language of Julius Caesar that they might as well try to move the Northern star as to move him. Other men were making their little boasts and their little gestures. Suddenly somebody began to run. It may be that he had simply remembered, all of a moment, an engagement to meet his wife, for which he was now frightfully late. Whatever it was, he ran east on Broad Street (probably toward the Maramor Restaurant, a favorite place for a man to meet his wife). Some body else began to run, perhaps a newsboy in high spirits. Another man, a portly gentleman of affairs, broke into a trot. Inside of ten minutes, everybody on High Street, from the Union Depot to the Courthouse was running. A loud mumble gradually crystallized into the dread word ‘dam’. The dam has broke!’ The fear was put into words by a little old lady in an electric, or by a traffic cop, or by a small boy: nobody knows who, nor does it now really matter. Two thousand people were abruptly in full flight. ‘Go east!’ was the cry that arose – east away from the river, east to safety. ‘Go east! Go east! Go east!’
Black streams of people flowed eastward down all the streets leading in that direction; these streams, whose headwaters were in the drygoods stores, office buildings, harness shops, movie theatres, were fed by trickles of housewives, children, cripples, servants, dogs, and cats slipping out of the houses past which the main stream flowed, shouting and screaming. People ran out leaving fires burning and food cooking and doors wide open. I remember, however, that my mother turned out all the fires and that she took with her a dozen eggs and two loaves of bread. It was her plan to make Memorial hall, just two blocks away and take refuge somewhere in the top of it. in one of the dusty rooms where war veterans met and where old battle flags and stage scenery were stored. But the seething througs, shouting ‘Go east!’, drew her along and the rest of us with her. When grandfather regained full consciousness, at Parsons Avenue, he turned upon the retreating mob like a vengeful prophet and exhorted the men to form ranks and stand off the Rebel dogs, but at length he, too, got the idea that the dam had broken and, roaring ‘Go east!’ in his powerful voice, he caught up in one arm a small child and in the other a slight clerkish man of perhaps forty-two and we slowly began to gain on those ahead of us.
A scattering of firemen, policemen, and army officers in dress uniforms – there had been a review at Fort Hayes, in the northern part of town – added color to the surging billows of people. ‘Go east!’ cried a little child in a piping voice, as she ran past a porch on which drowsed a lieutenant-colonel of infantry. Used to quick decisions, trained to immediate obedience, the officer bounded off the porch and, running at full tilt, soon passed the child, bawling ‘Go east!’ The two of them emptied rapidly the houses of the little street they were on. ‘What is it?What is it?’ demanded a fat, waddling man who intercepted the colonel. The officer dropped behind and asked the little child that what it was. ‘The dam has broke!’ gasped the girl. ‘The dam has broke’ roared the colonel. ‘Go east! Go east! Go east!’ He was soon leading, with the exhausted child in his arms, a fleeing company of three hundred persons who had gathered around him from living – rooms, shops, garages, backyards, and basements.
Nobody has ever been able to compute with any exactness how many people took part in the great rout of 1913, for the panic, which extended from the Winslow Bottling Works in the south and to Clintonville, six miles north, ended as abruptly as it began and the bobtail and ragtag and velvet-gowned groups of refugees melted away and slunk home, leaving the streets, peaceful and deserted. ‘The shouting, weeping, tangled evacuation of the city lasted not more than two hours in all. Some few people got as far east as Reynoldsburg, twelve miles away; fifty or more reached the Country Club, eight miles away; most of the others gave up, exhausted, or climbed trees in Franklin Park, four miles out. Order was restored and fear dispelled finally by means of militiamen riding about in motor lorries bawling through megaphones: ‘The dam has not broken!’ At first this tended only to add to the confusion and increase the panic, for many stampeders thought the soldiers were bellowing ;The dam has now broken!’ thus setting an official seal of authentication on the calamity.
All the time, the sun shone quietly and there was nowhere any sign of or oncoming waters. A visit in an airplane, looking down on the straggling, agitated masses of people below, would have been hard put to it to divine a reason for the phenomenon. It must have inspired, in such an observer, a peculiar kind of terror, like the sight of the “Marie Celeste, abandoned at sea, its galley fires peacefully burning, its tranquil decks bright in the sunlight.
An aunt of mine, aunt Edith Taylor, was in a movie theatre on High Street when, over and above the sound of the piano in the pit (a W.S. Hart picture was being shown), there rose the steadily increasing tramp of running feet. Persistent shouts rose above the tramping. An elderly men, sitting near my aunt, mumbled something, got out of his seat, and went up the aisle at a dogtrot. This start Led everybody. In an instant the audience was jamming the aisles. ‘Fire!’ shouted a woman who always expected to be burned up in a theatre; but now the shouts outside were louder and coherent. ‘The dam has broke!’ cried somebody. ‘Go east!’ screamed a mall woman in front of my aunt. And east they went, pushing and shoving and clawing, knocking women and children down, emerging finally into  the street, tom and sparwling. Inside the theatre, Bill hart was calmly calling some desperado’s bluff and the brave girl at the piano played ‘Row!Row!Row!’ loudly and then ‘In My Harem’. Outside, men were streaming across the Statehouse yard, others were climbing trees, a woman managed to get up on to ‘These Are My Jewels’ statue, whose bronze figures of Sherman, Stanton, Grant, and Sheridan watched with cold unconcern the going to pieces of the capital city.

‘I ran south to State Street, east on State on Third south on Third on Town, and out east on Town,’ my aunt Edith has written me.’ A tall spare woman with grim eyes and a determined chin ran past me down the middle of the street. I was still uncertain as to what was the matter in spite of all the shouting. I drew up alongside the woman with some effort, for although she was in her late fifties, she had a beautiful easy running form and seemed to be in excellent condition. “What is it?” I puffed. She ave me a quick glance and then looked ahead again, stepping up her pace a trifle. “Don’t ask me, ask God!” she said.

‘When I reached Grant Avenue, I was so spent that Dr. HP Mallory- you remember Dr. Mallory, the man with the white beard looks like Robert Browning ? – well, Dr. Mallory, whom I had drawn away from at the corner of Fifth and Town, passed me. “It’s got us!” he shouted, and I felt sure that whatever it was did have us, for you know what conviction Dr. Mallory’s statements always carried. I didn’t know at the time what he meant, but I found out later. There was a boy behind him on roller-skates, and Dr. Mallory mistook the swishing on the skates for the sound of rushing water. He eventually reached the Columbus School for Girls, at the corner of Parsons Avenue and Town Street, where he collapsed, expecting the cold frothing waters of the Scioto to sweep him into oblivion. The boy on the skates swirled past him and Dr. Mallory realized for the first time what he had been running from. Looking back up the street, he could see no signs of water, but nevertheless, after resting a few minutes, he jogged on east again. He caught up with me at Ohio Avenue, where we rested together. I should say that about seven hundred people passed us. A funny thing was that all of them were on foot. Nobody seemed to have had the courage to stop and start his car; but as I remember it, all cars had to be cranked in those days, which is probably the reason;
The next day, the city went about its business as if nothing had happened, but there was no joking. It was two years or more before you dared treat the breaking of the dam lightly. And even now, twenty years after, there are few person, like Dr. Mallory, who will shut up like a clam if you mention the After of the Great Run.
Summary
James Thurber says that he remembers very well one particular interesting incident of his early childhood which took place in the city of Columbus situated near the Ohio river. 12 March, 1913, a rumour about the dam of the Ohio River spread in the city of Columbus that the dam had broken. Soon this news spread like wild fire in the busy city. Business was going on briskly as usual in High Street, the main centre of trade. Suddenly people left their work and they started running towards East to save their lives.
The panic began when somebody started to run towards East on Broad Street. Perhaps this man wanted to catch a bus or to reach a certain place to meet his wife in time. Somebody else was also seen running, perhaps a newsboy in high spirits. By chance another man, a gentleman of affairs, broke into a trot. Within ten minutes everybody on High Street was running, crying “Go East! the dam has broken“. Two thousand people were abruptly in full flight. “Go East!” was the cry that arose. Thurber’s mother, father and grand father also left their house and ran to East for safety. Thurber’s mother took with her a dozen eggs and two loaves of bread. Her plan was to take refuge somewhere in the top floor of the Memorial Hall.
Firemen, policeman and army officers in uniforms all joined the stream of the fleeing people. Thurber tells us an interesting story of a lieutenant-colonel of infantry who was drowsy on a porch. He was used to quick decisions. When he saw a small child running in panic, he did not are to find what the matter was. He began to run at full tilt, soon he passed the child bawling “Go East, Go East.” When other people saw a colonel running like that, they took it seriously, and began run along with the colonel. Ont the way, a fat man asked the colonel why he was running. He asked the child the same question. The child told the colonel that the dam had broken that’s why they are running. The colonel repeated the same words. Within an hour the colonel was leading, with the exhausted child in his arms, a crowd of same three hundred people, all were running towards east.
The panic started even in cinema houses, restaurants, store-houses and shopping centres. Thurber’s aunt Edith Taylor was in a movie theatre when people heard the sound of the running feet outside and at this time one of the man come inside and said to the people ran outside. Everybody followed him. A woman shouted ‘fire’ and everyone thought that the cinema was on fire. Everybody rushed out of the cinema and heard the people crying “Go East. The dam has broken.
Thurber’s aunt wrote him that she ran south to State Street, east on State to Third south on Third to Town and out east on Town. When she reached grant avenue, she was so tired that Dr. H.P. Mallory passed her. A boy was following him on roller-skates and Dr. Mallory mistook the swishing of the skates for the sound of rushing water. When he collapsed, the boy on the skates swirled past him and Dr. Mallory realised for the first time what he had been running from. He locked back up the street, he could no sign of water, but nevertheless, after resting a few minutes, he jogged on east again. He caught up with her at Ohio Avenue, where they rested together. Seven hundred people passed them. A funny thing was that all of them were on foot. Some people got as far as twelve miles away.
Order was finally restored by militiamen riding about in motor lorries bawling through megaphones: “The dam has not broken!” But the confusion was so great that many people thought the soldiers were bellowing “The dam has now broken!
After much effort people were made to believe that the dam had not broken. The people quietly returned to their homes. The next day, the city went about its business as if nothing had happened.

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